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you don't choose a life, you live one.

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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im-quite-the-screamer:

lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

TAKE NOTE.

HEY LOOK

disarms:

buying a pink switchblade so i can knife all the dumb bitches in style

heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself

I heard joke once:
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.”
Man bursts into tears.
“But doctor,” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”
Rorschach, Watchmen (x) (Alan Moore)

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die