having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
buying a pink switchblade so i can knife all the dumb bitches in style
the comeback is better than the joke itself
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.”
Man bursts into tears.
“But doctor,” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”
|—||Rorschach, Watchmen (x) (Alan Moore)|
having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die