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you don't choose a life, you live one.

neopiacentral:

y’all are gonna get drake grounded

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

spaece:

more here 

spaece:

more here 

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience